Dispatches from NYC: NYColonic

Yesterday was an interesting experience, as I accompanied Lorena as we went for some Colonic Irrigation. The thought 'What are you doing?' did run through my head a few times, especially during the beginning stage. At least I know that I would make a poor gay man! The process itself is a bit weird feeling, as you fill your colon up with water until it feels like you are going to crap yourself, and then it is sucked out of you, along with any bits of poo that have become dislodged. This goes on for about 35 minutes, until you can take no more. I'm surprised that the Chinese haven't been giving Irrigations to Falun Gong members with Chilli water to be honest, although that would probably damage the internal organs so they couldn't be harvested. However, the end result for me was that my energy level did pick up, but then I went and undid all that hard work by going and having a monster T-Bone at a Colombian restaurant!