Dispatches from NYC: Chocolate Skittles

Or rather New! Chocolate Mix Skittles. I saw these on sale, and thought I had to try them. The packet proudly promises the following taste sensations: S'mores, Vanilla, Chocolate Caramel, Chocolate Pudding, and Brownie Batter. All very enticing. Unfortunately not very tasty. Even though they are Skittles, at first I was expecting solid chocolate. There is something strange and unwholesome about a chewy chocolate sugar. They also taste a bit like poo. Given that "Taste the rainbow" is Skittles normal marketing slogan, with the taste and various shades of brown available, perhaps "Taste the skidmarks" would be best for these sweets.